Kitty

Bush won! I'm so distraut. In 2000 when he "won" I thought, What's the most damage he can cause in four years?

Allow an attack on our country.
Start an illegal war.
Get away with it.
Destroy an entire middle eastern country.
Financially destroy the U.S.
Lose millions of jobs.
Put the U.S. in the worst debt EVER.
Pass a bill to let the mentally ill obtain guns.

And More.

And yes, I know it's not all his fault but frankly I don't give a shit.

I have been kinda blah lately. Not bad blah. Good blah actually. If nothing at all happens than nothing bad can happen and that's fine by me.
I'm enjoying my new job 99.9% of the time. I really like the people that work there, even if they don't like each other, and you can only be mad at kids for so long. Today, my boss taped a kid's shoe on her foot. ha ha.
Things with Andy are going well for the most part. I just wish he could get the concept of COMPROMISE! But hey, getting poked by flaming swords is better than still being with Jason. He he. OOooh that reminds me....Jason gossip. I run into him from time to time and last time he was with a few of his friends. They asked about my job so I know they have been talking about me (don't you have anything better to talk about) and he made some comment about me being fat (because he's such a prize) and days later he's sending me text messages. WTF?

Yeah, so I haven't posted in a while. i haven't even checked out other people's journals until today and I only got through a few.
So here's what's new with me......

I got a new job at a daycare center which I love.
I got a new car- a 200 Kia Sephia. I know, but it's the nicest thing I've had in a while so shut the fuck up.
Things with my boyfriend are great. okay, close enough.
I am learning how to accept and say that i don't like certain people rather than trying and pretending to like them.
I am taking care off the money I owe for probation and all that stuff that goes along with it.

Males: i need your imput.
Why is my boyfriend sucha jerk about my diet. i'm trying to lose weight and I am on a diet but that does not mean I need the food nazi making me feel bad about everything I injest. Oh yeah, and I could go without the, "WOW, that girl has a nice ass" comments. Why do guys do this and how do I make him stop?

You're Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!

by Lewis Carroll

After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you've had your mind
opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser,
you have to ask yourself what's real and what's the picture of illusion. Little is coming
to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that
it's starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile to much,
and just avoid hat shops altogether.


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Every guy in America and probably most of the world is so jealous of me right now...

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I voted today. Too bad I personally know half of the people on the ballot. I should have written myself in as there were positions for which nobody was running. But then I thought, what if I win and I actually have to perform these duties and decided it was a bad idea.
I have much to accomplish today...get a license, call my stepmother, go to job works bullshit....they are disputing my unemployment benefits which is dumb because they will lose and have to give me back pay. It just sucks for me 'cause I'm broke.
Saturday, Andy and I went to the Sterling Inn where they have a giant indoor water park. I went down the water slide which was awesome and when i got out of the water my left tit was hanging out of my bathing suit. How embarrassing! I'm such a klutz.
Bimbo quote of the day....
Girl sets down a glass in front of bimbo
Bimbo: What's this?
Girl: Sangria.
Bimbo: Oh. Is that Chinese?

At first when I was laid off, I started getting really antsy and I thought, "this won't last long". But I have been having WAY too much fun bumming around and doing nothing. Too bad I can't get paid for it. I want to start a little business so i never have to work again. Give me your ideas (legal ones please, as i am already on probation).

When Reagan was shot in 1981 by John Hinckley, who was Neil Bush having dinner with that day?
answer: Scott Hinckley, brother of John.

Hmmm. never heard that one before.

BTW, everyone should check out www.toostupidtobepresident.com . I am at the school library so I have no sound but by the looks of it, it's fucking hilarious.

So, I think I burnt my ass. For real. I went tanning this morning for lack of $ and anything better to do. Now, I've never really had a sunburn before and it won't fully develop for six hours but I believe the sensation is in fact a sunburn. And what better place to have it.

Love you. But please don't use me (or my lj account) to get back at others. I can get people to hate me on my own. Oh and call me back.
Anywho, my shoulder fucking hurts. I can barely type and I really can't do anything with my hair because of it.
I had a fun time in Grand Haven actually, despite the presence of my mother. Erica and I disrupted a small town, which is always fun. I might not go to Maryland though. I'll have to see. I no longer have a job which is fabulous. I can sit around and live off of your tax dollars. Ha ha. Actually I am using the time to find a "real job".

So John Kerry lied!? Well no shit, politicians lie!!!!! Why is that a big shocker. Bill Clinton lies about getting his dick sucked and gets impeached. Bush lies about the basis for a war which kills thousands of American and British soldiers not to mention thousands of Iraqis but everyone praises him for it.
Nov. 2000- Bush's campaign people expose Al Gore's speech writer's lie about a fucking union song. Americans denounce all democrats. Gore's campaign people expose a lie about G.W.'s criminal record and it's all, "Gore's just desperate to win. How tacky".
Now Americans support Bush once again in a ban for gay marriages. Oh no! If we allow gay marriage those gays will turn our children gay and then we will be unable to procreate and our species will die out and it will be the end of the world!!!!
Either George Bush is smarter than I thought or the American people are dumber than I thought.. Probably the latter.
Oh shit now I'm going to get arrested for speaking my mind.

I wish people would stop telling me what to eat, drink, buy, wear, etc. Because if they were so great they probably wouldn't be in the same boat as me.

Glad to get that off my chest.

I need to go look at some cars but that would require me having a day off and access to a car at the same time. Doesn't seem likely.
Also, I hurt my shoulder. I can barely move it. It's probably a muscle spasm. Yea for muscle relaxers.

" I will not say that. Not in English nor French nor Mexican."
-George W. Bush, the smartest man alive

Today my mom and I were talking about a contest held to name the Flintstone's baby. Of course the winner was "Pebbles". And my mother says....
"When i heard the name Pebbles I was like 'Oh of course' but I didn't think of it before then." I just thought that was funny.

Things have been improving. My stepmother agreed to help me out with a car. Big shocker! I couldn't believe it. Maybe she's dying. That's my only explanantion. Work has also been better. I also got the invitation to my cousin's weddding today and i get to bring a guest. I'll see if Andy wants to go. Otherwise I might take a male friend and pretend he's my boyfriend just so i have someone to hang out with other than my lame ass family.
Also, everyone in my life has just been super cool lately. No problems, no major drama. :) Even my mom has been nice. Thank god for hormone therapy.

Hey gayjaykilljoy, wanna hook up? How fucking funny.

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My vacation was tons 'o fun. Drank a lot but not too much. Got in a sand fight with this guy. Had sand in places I won't mention. Had fun with Andy. He He. I was up and ready to go early every morning. I had so much energy. It was just wonderful. I wish my whole life was a vacation.
Now that I am back I am starting on my quest to get George Bush out of office. I will most likely be organizing some events and will keep everyone posted. And everyone should register to vote. I will give you the link to do it online at a later date. I don't have it with me at the moment. You must register 30 days before the election so don't procrastinate. And voting does matter!

 

( You probably don't want to read this. That's okay, I din't write it for you anyway. Yeah, you. )

This weekend was fun in a very balanced sort of way. Usually I'm wasted from Monday 'till Tuesday and Thursday 'till Saturday. This past week I drank Thursday and Saturday and I remember all the events of the night. Ran into Jason, big surprise. I knew that since I talked to him he would "accidentally" run into me. Kurtis has started to call less too. Thank God!
I desperately need a car. Something fairly cheap that runs and will continue to run for at least a year with no major problems. My mom is being a major cunt and won't let me use her car for ANYTHING. Hey, I'm just gushing blood out of my head and little chunks of my brain seem to be leaking out. Can I use your car to go to the hospital? NO! Goddamn menopause.
Andy is the only person who makes me feel better about everything. He promised me a massage later. Yea! Also, I'm going to Traverse City on Wednesday until the fifth. Big long giant party. I'm so ready to go like three days ago. Need to get away. But first I have to do all these errands to prepare for the trip but of course i can't because I don't have a car!!!!
Saw Fahrenheit 911. Everyone reading this MUST go see it. No matter what your views are. It is fabulously entertaining.

My job sucks.
I have no car.
I have a creepy obsessive guy calling me 24/7.
I live with my mother.
I have no money.
My hair is turning gray.
But.....
I have a new boyfriend who is the most wonderful awesome person in the whole wide world!!!!!
Life is Great!